Further lies and slander

So yeah apparently tuesday is exempt from the sentence a day thing...yeah. So I forgot as is probably apparent to all of you who check my blog daily, with held breath awaiting my next installment... yeah "all" of you.

I apologize for nothing!

Now here are some sentences.

Driving down the crowded highway, he heard the sound of a single piano and knew he was very alone.

There is a field around the downtown of any major city, where once a car has passed through, the driver turns into an utter jackass.