The first in a set of hopefully on time posts

He had heard that a large cross-section of humanity visited the Daley Center, from this he concluded that the lot of humanity is fairly ugly.

At least they had character, though.

Trying to avoid sexual harassment charges, he kept his chin constantly lifted.

This would later lead to neck problems.

The sun shot beams streaming through him slowly melting away the numbness of the long months of winter.